Shark's Car is a red customized car owned by Shark that drives in the second season. Usually, Shark and Rectangular Businessman, which the latter rides in a seat, are seen in this car, however, the Green-Sweatered Woman did come for a ride in "Booger Haze", for a brief time until she was telepathically ripped in half by the RBM. The car first appeared in the episode "Bowtime", which was filled with urine from Golden Joe and Peanut, which signals the car's alert system. Later on, Shark finds his car filled with urine, and said that he would want to open the door but is scared to do so.
According to Shark, the red car is run by "30,000 Horsepower", and he can't turn on the stereos because it would kill the RBM. The interior has a light gray interior with seats, has pink stereos and three cassette tapes appear on the ground. Shark also uses the red car to blow up buildings with the press of a button.
In the episode "Enjoy the Arm", its revealed one of the car's seats has a rocket attached to the passenger seat, and the car's engine is filled with fish, meat, cheese, rips, ham and other objects such as a small bowling ball and oil, which the latter splatters on Shark's face.
The car's engine broke down in "Star Wars VII", making Shark attempting to fix it before urine rains down the sky, and the RBM comes back, and he does fix the engine in the aforementioned "Enjoy The Arm."
The car also ran over a Human Citizen at one point, an another one had blood splattering onto the car's window shield after being blew up from a explosion from a building, and Shark uses his large gun to blow off the head of an another citizen's body.
- "Bowtime" (debut)
- "Surgery Circus"
- "Booger Haze"
- "Star Wars VII"
- "Enjoy The Arm"
- "Meaty Dreamy" (Last Appearance)