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The Rectangular Businessman, also known as The No-Eyed Square Guy, or the Square Businessman on one occasion, is an arrogant pink square with wears thick rounded spectacles but has no eyes who also claims to be an affluent businessman and continually references his enormous wealth. He is the secondary antagonist of 12 oz. Mouse, along with Shark and the Clock. Although partners, there seems to be a rivalry between Shark and the Rectangular Businessman, both imposing on the other on several occasions. Despite his arrogance, the Rectangular Businessman has taken orders from Shark, albeit begrudgingly. The Rectangular Businessman reappeared not long afterwards, this time in league with Shark against Fitz. Shark revealed in "Meat Warrior" that they used to get along, but is not sure what happened to their friendship. In "Farewell", after Shark's death, Rectangular Businessman claims that "Shark was just a pawn", and that "control was only in his mind".

Design[]

The Rectangular Businessman is a square/rectangle-like being who wears blue rounded glasses and has a mouth. He also doesn’t seem to have any eyes.

Relationships[]

Alliances & Friendships[]

The Rectangular Businessman has quite a snobby attitude and thinks of himself very highly, constantly insulting other people and putting them down. Despite teaming up with Shark, the two often bicker and pick fights on each other, usually started by the uptight Businessman. It is unknown whether the square being has further befriended any other creatures, as he mocks everyone equally. The only character considered to be his "friend" is Shark, although they both share a mutual hatred for one another.

Enemies[]

Rather than make friends, he taunts the townsfolk of Q109 and speaks in a monotone voice, having no inflection. The Rectangular Businessman argues with bartenders such as Liquor and Rhoda, who both make small talk, with other characters such as the Man-Woman asking questions that discourage the businessman.

Abilities[]

Telekinesis[]

The Rectangular Businessman has telekinetic powers as he is able to use his mind. He has used it for a number of activities such as telepathically slicing Rhoda's head in half or telepathically ripping the Green-Sweatered Woman in half. The Square is also shown stopping a bullet with his powers, teleporting a television on two occasions, and transforming The Shadowy Figure into a dark liquid substance.

Episode appearances[]

Trivia[]

  • Despite being a pink male square, he refers to himself as a woman in "Rooster".
  • Kurt Soccolich, the voice actor for the Rectangular Businessman, was chosen by the series' creator Matt Maiellaro to voice the Rectangular Businessman because he "already had that sort of smooth arrogance in his voice", making him a "perfect" fit for him.

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