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"Princess Cruiser" is a song that can be heard in numerous episodes of 12 Oz. Mouse. The theme is adored by the New Guy, as the latter has played the tune on various occasions throughout the series. The melody is performed using several exotic instruments, including maracas, bongos, and a rain stick, only naming a few. It is sung by Mike Geier, an artist who has created a handful of songs for the series.

Lyrics[]

"Passion hides, in painted smiles,

tropical liaisons, wet and wild,

mingle and chime, and ladder climb,

for glamour and for glow,

the jet set meets the maritime, where love is bought and sold,

storms are surging deep within, her lying eyes will always win,

dusk til' dawn, she trawls, and your will is dying,

poolside games for little dames, was a twister, now you're in limbo,

libido bending, hot signal sending, just how low can you go?

Cabin fever overwhelms, torrid dreams at slumbers helm,

restless you wake, the night air you'll take, her wind song calls and you come"

[Short instrumental portion]

"Storms are surging deep within, her lyin' eyes will always win,

dusk til' dawn, she trawls, and your will lays dying,

hearts get played, customs paid,

Solarcaine won't soothe the burn of love in vain,

you wash ashore, a jetsam whore, desire the undertow,

when high time goes, the Princess Cruiser knows,

storms are surging deep within, her lyin' eyes will always win,

dusk til' dawn, she trawls, and your will lays dying,

(Whisper: "It's dying, it's dying, it's dying, dying, it's dying"

Bon Voyage! (Ok)"

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