I Love Pussy is a brief song that Mouse Fitzgerald sung in the series' pilot episode "Hired." He briefly sung the song on a stage in Rhoda's Bar, before being interrupted by Peanut Cop. He previously heard a little bit of the song's music playing in the bar. A full version of this song was available on the 12 Oz. Mouse Soundtrack.
"Wait a minute, their playing my song".
"I love little pussy, her coat is so warm,
And if I...don't hit her, should she mean no harm."
"I sit by before you, and give her some food,
And pussy would love me, cause' I am good."