"Guns Are Fun" is a song heard in the tenth episode of 12 Oz. Mouse, titled "Booger Haze." The theme centers around Roostre and his infantry of fire-arms. The melody is performed on an acoustic guitar and sung by voice actor and music artist, Scott Luallen.
Lyrics:
(Speaking: "This one here is low and slow")
[Slow strumming]
"Now guns are fun, and you better run, when you see me comin'
cause this A.K., will make ma' day, when I start-a-huntin'"
[Melody picks up speed]
"Now when my sweet boar, it starts to roar, you outta see 'em scatter!
Just in case, my Agent-K will put an end to the matter!
Now it ain't no lie, many men have died, but Mister, I ain't braggin'
So watch yourself, and mind yourself, or I'll skin this here smoke-wagon!"
[Short guitar riff]