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Booger Haze

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Booger Haze
Season 2, Episode 3
12 oz mouse booger haze
Air date October 8, 2006
Written by Matt Maiellaro
Directed by Matt Maiellaro
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Booger Haze is the tenth episode of 12 Oz. Mouse overall. The episode aired on October 8, 2006.

Plot:[]

The episode begins as the giant spider is carrying Roostre to his cave. Back at Liquor's Shop, both Eyes are seen with tap dancing shoes and they start tap dancing, as Fitz, Skillet, Liquor and the New Guy watch. The screen cuts to Peanut Cop hunting the Hand within the aisles of Liquor's store. Peanut Cop shoots, but misses. The stoned cop hops over to Liquor's counter, where Golden Joe is watching them both. Shortly after, the Hand runs across the counter and jumps on Joe's head. Peanut Cop is ready to shoot the hand but Joe is afraid that he might blow his head off. Instead, the cop shoots at nearby beer bottles. Liquor shows up and traps the Hand in a jar. Back at the Spider's Cave, Roostre is cocooned and stuck to a chair, while the Spider is playing a theme similar to "Booger Haze" on his piano. As he's doing this, Music Notes spawn from the piano and begin floating in the air, as they race out of the cave and into Roostre's farm, as they attack a giant corndog. Shark and the Rectangular Businessman are cruising around town in Shark's custom car, picking up the annoying Green-Sweatered Woman. Fitz and Skillet go to a nearby Gas Station to power up their Rocket-Powered Skateboard. As Skillet is filling up the skateboard with gas, Fitz jumps out of the building's window, as he shoots the gas tank, causing the tank to explode. Fitz has a six pack of beer in his hands, telling Skillet the beer in the Gas Station was free. Fitz and Skillet leave on the Rocket-Powered Skateboard, while the Gas Station is left on fire. The Green-Sweatered Woman complains about having to use the bathroom, while Shark and the Rectangle Businessmen talk about where Fitz and Skillet are going, as they fly by the car on the skateboard. The Green-Sweatered Woman keeps complaining, which leads the Rectangular Businessman to telepathically rip her in half. Fitz devises a plan, as he and Skillet zoom off on the skateboard to Roostre's farm, where they are attacked by the floating Music Notes. They trap themselves inside Roostre's basement, which contains a large supply of firearms.

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Trivia:[]

  • This episode is rated TV-MA.
  • This episode reveals that Liquor's Store has an aisle.
  • When Golden Joe says "motherf--ker" and "shit", the words are bleep out by a "whoo" sound made by Joe.
  • As the Spider is playing a theme on his piano, Roostre says the theme is similar to Booger Haze although Booger Haze isn't a real song at all, and it's just the episode's name. The song itself is never heard at any point in the series either.
  • Fitz's gun bullet is fully animated in 3D.
  • After the credits, there is a sentence that reads "Change the oil every 5000 kilometers." After this, the next scene shows a very creepy version of the ripped in-half Green-Sweatered Woman in alternate colors while saying "You can't kill me."

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Quotes[]

  • Roostre: Nice, nice cave, man. Uh, what is this? Uh cave? Oh, it is a cave. So I guess we're going inside this cave. Don't you ever say anything?
  • Eye: Look at what I can do.
  • Second Eye: I do that all the time.
  • Golden Joe: Who's your mother-whoo? That's how you break somebody off right there. That sucker sure can run. Did you nail his ass?
  • Peanut Cop: Ha, no... no one outruns my bullets, man. They're fast, ha, ha, ha!
  • Golden Joe: I don't know what you're talking about, man, but he done outrun your butt. He outran 'em like yesterday, man.
  • Peanut Cop: Like, whew, pow.
  • Golden Joe: Damn, dude!
  • Peanut Cop: Come on, man. Look at them, they're fast.
  • Golden Joe: Man, you sure can squeeze a trigger, man.
  • Peanut Cop: Dude, that is a hand, that is a fast hand.
  • Golden Joe: No way, man! Step off, man! step off!
  • Peanut Cop: Stop it.
  • Golden Joe: Get off me, get off, get off, get off.
  • Peanut Cop: Stay still, dude.
  • Golden Joe: No, shorty!
  • Peanut Cop: You're all over the place.
  • Golden Joe: You're gonna blow my damn head off! No, I know.
  • Peanut Cop: I ain't got nothing else, man! So, don't stay still, move around 'cause...I got this.
  • Golden Joe: No, you don't, you straight-up laying. Thank you, dog, that's exactly what I needed. A shot of this petrone right here. Ahh.
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: What is that?
  • Liquor: It's a hand. No way.
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: No way. I wonder, um...whose hand it could be.
  • Roostre: Whoa, man, now this is a nice chair. This ain't no naugahyde, this is a real leather chain. Man, what the hell you playing, man? Is that old Booger Haze?
  • Spider: Aah!
  • Roostre: Hey, man, don't get pissed, I'm just saying, it sounded remotely like Booger Haze.
  • Shark: You know, this town really pisses me off.
  • Rectangular Businessman: I know, it pisses me off, too.
  • Shark: There's not one person here who will race me, and that is sure to piss off a guy who owns the fastest car in the west...or the east.
  • Shark: It doesn't matter.
  • Rectangular Businessman: Honestly, no one really cares about your poor little car. It's also so boring.
  • Shark: Well...they better start caring. 'Cause I care about it a lot. You dig?
  • Rectangular Businessman: Oh, I dig, and I know that you dig what you dig, but I hope he digs what you dig. He is watching, you know.
  • Shark: Then watch on, my brother. Watch as the black shark turns it all the way up.
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: Something's telling me this hand knows more than it's telling me. This hand is up to something. It knows some stuff, and it won't tell us.
  • Golden Joe: For real, man? I think it's trying to straight-up trip. I think it's trying to hamburger it's way into eating us a hot dog or something, homey, 'cause I had a hotdog in my day, man. Boy, them franks--whoo!
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: Mmm...no, bot that.
  • Eye: That's the hand that cut off my leg.
  • Second Eye: No, that's the hand that cut off my leg.
  • Eye: No, my leg.
  • Second Eye: No, my leg.
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: I have an idea that involves Skillet and I leaving.
  • Eye: No, my leg.
  • Second Eye: No, I'm sure it was my--
  • Liquor: What do you want us to do?
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: Um...
  • Eye: No, my leg.
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: Stuff, just do some stuff, we'll be back.
  • Liquor: And where are you going?
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: Where are you going? Where haven't we ever been?
  • Golden Joe: You just let him leave like that, and leave us here with a broken hand to get us killed Now, how are you gonna do me like that? My head hurts. Every time I damn turn around, I see an eyeball or hand or something always going wrong up in here. What the hell am I doing here? I'm all tired, man! I'm tired of this sh--whoo! Get me off! At my head.
  • Liquor: You are so mean, when you're drunk.
  • Green-Sweatered Woman: How must did this car cost? What kind of car is it? That's a neat car. Where'd you get this car? How must did this car cost? How must did this car cost? How must did it cost, the car? Is this your car 'cause it's neat. What kind of car is this? That's a neat car. Where'd you get this car? How must did this car cost? How must did this car cost? How must did it cost, the car? Is this your car 'cause it's neat. What kind of car is this? That's a neat car. Where'd you get this car? How must did this car cost?
  • Rectangular Businessman: Ohh.
  • Green-Sweatered Woman: How must did it cost? What kind of car is this?
  • Rectangular Businessman: That bitch knows too much.
  • Green-Sweatered Woman: How must did this car cost? How must did it cost, the car? How must did this car cost? How must did it cost, the car? Is this your car 'cause it's neat. What kind of car is this?
  • Shark: Get in.
  • Green-Sweatered Woman: What song is this? Did download it? Where'd you get it? Where'd you get this song? Did you buy it? Can you burn it for me? Will you burn me this song? Will you burn me this song? Where we going? I said what song is this? What song is it? You're singing it? Are we there yet? Are we there? Are we there?
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: This was free, somehow this was free. And the gas is free, too. The guy in there told me.
  • Green-Sweatered Woman: I have to pee. I have to pee.
  • Shark: Where is little mighty Mouse going?
  • Rectangular Businessman: Oh, I don't know where he's going.
  • Green-Sweatered Woman: I said I have to pee. I have to pee.
  • Rectangular Businessman: Why don't you just put this little car-- this poor, boring little car-- in gear, and chase him?
  • Green-Sweatered Woman: I gonna pee, I gonna go to the bathroom. I have to pee. I gonna pee. I have to pee.
  • Shark: It's in the gear. It only has one.
  • Green-Sweatered Woman: I said I have to pee.
  • Rectangular Businessman: Ohh, what happened? I guess now you have a more serious problem than having to pee.
  • Green-Sweatered Woman: That wasn't nice. That wasn't nice. That wasn't nice. That wasn't nice. You can't kill me.
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: Hmm, I guess Rooster is still at that party. You hear that? Shh. Listen. Load up. Let's get to the shack. What? They're, uh, they're gone, they're not there anymore. Oh, gee. Oh, good find. Now what do we do? Holy gee, damn Rooster.
  • Roostre: Wait a minute, I know you.

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