Spider (episode)

Spider
	Season 1, Episode 4
Air date	November 6, 2005
Written by	Matt Maiellaro
Directed by	Matt Maiellaro
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Spider is the fourth episode of 12 oz. Mouse. The episode aired on November 6, 2005.

Plot:[]

The episode begins with Shark calling Fitz and ordering him to "get on your tiny mousey tip toes and check the icebox." As Fitz looks in there, a frozen phone is revealed and is shown ringing. Fitz closes the icebox and walks into his living room as a giant spider and web are shown. The spider's arms jolt around as we see the him constructing an arrow. We then see Rhoda talking to the Eye at the bar about Liquor getting an odd letter that was supposed to be delivered to Roostre. Fitz arrives and crashes his jet through the wall. Fitz hops out of the jet and the Eye says "I saw you crash." Fitz talks about how the Eye sees everything and then tells him to "come with me, and fly away." The screen cuts to Shark telling a bug to "set up the cameras", which the bug is not doing as he is instead crawling on the walls of Shark's office. Fitz and the Eye travel through the woods as they make their way to Mouse's home. Next, Skillet is shown, still trapped in New Guy's warehouse. While the New Guy is sleeping, Skillet escapes by using his laser eyes to rip apart the rope that was holding him in his chair, he jumps out of the window and he uses his rocket-feet ability to blast away from the warehouse and find Mouse. Once Fitz and the Eye get to Mouse's home, Fitz was going to show the Eye an arrow that the Spider created, but he is unsuccessful in finding it. We then see a camera recording Mouse and the Eye. The latter states that he is hungry and Fitz responds with "Good. That means you're leaving." After he says this, the Eye leaves by jumping out of the window. Mouse realizes that he is being watched and shoots the main camera that's recording him, along with others that are filming him. After Mouse disables the camera, We see that Shark and the Clock are watching him. Next, Skillet knocks on the door and tells Mouse about the trouble he's been through. The screen cuts to the bar where Shark is intimidating Rhoda. Mouse shows Skillet the weird papers that he found, and as soon as he does this, the Clock appears and sprays out a green gas, which makes Mouse have a certain urge to burn the papers, which he does. Next, Mouse and Skillet go to Music Void to burgle but instead they get caught up in playing the instruments there. Fitz plays the guitar as Skillet plays the drums. After a bit, the Peanut Cop hops inside the building to find the source of all the commotion. Peanut asks what song the duo are playing and Fitz responds with "F-Off....to you." The duo keeps playing as the cop is rocking out with them. Soon after, the noise attracts the attention of the Producer Man. He walks inside and informs Fitz about getting a record label. The Peanut Cop asks the man if he broke into the store and the Producer Man responds with some nonsensical jibber-jabber. After the man is done rambling, his head is suddenly sliced open and a stream of blood sprays out of his head as the Peanut Cop says "Woah! Is that ice-cream?", and gets covered with it. We then see Liquor reading a weird letter that he was delivered, but the letter was supposed to be delivered to Roostre. The letter contains information about Roostre's son turning into a mosquito after making a realistic costume of the insect. Mouse travels to Shark's office to give him a CD titled "F-Off." Shark tells Mouse that he's always wanted to be in a band and that he plays with minds. He also tells Mouse not to look under his bed. The duo head back to their home as Skillet is playing the drums in Mouse's jet-car. The screen cuts to the interior of Pronto's home. We see that Pronto is obsessed with arrows and in this scene, he is taking a shower. The screen cuts back to Mouse's home with Fitz staring at a severe hand that is under his bed. Shark calls him and says "You found it didn't you. Now spin it."

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Notes/Trivia:[]

This episode is rated TV-14-LV.
An alternate version of this episode was made, titled "Spider Man Special." The episode was somewhat different from the episode listed on this page. Many of the differences include Skillet's drum solo being longer (as it lasts over 3 minutes) and Golden Joe not appearing in Rhoda's Bar when Shark talks to Rhoda, as it is shortened. Liquor's letter was also shortened while all the blood was removed.
This episode reveals that the prop of the SFX Guy is revealed to be found on the ground next to Rhoda's Bar, still shot with arrows. Oddly enough, the position of the arrows in the prop are different than they're were in "Signals."
Rhoda claims that "The New Guy has a thing for squirrels", Skillet has been mistaken for a squirrel by other characters.
Peanut Cop mistakes the Producer Man's blood for ice cream.
After the credits, the Cold Phone in the icebox appears again and rings.

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Videos[]

12oz Mouse Tell Me What's In The Icebox

Shark intimidates rhoda

Quotes[]

Mouse Fitzgerald: Hello?
Shark: Hey, it's me-- your buddy. How are ya?
Mouse Fitzgerald: I couldn't be busier.
Shark: Doing what?
Mouse Fitzgerald: I'm... I'm on this phone.
Shark: That's fair. I'll call you back when you're not on the phone. Um, when will you be not on the phone?
Mouse Fitzgerald: Not on the phone talking... To the phone.
Shark: That works. Hey, it's me again. Are you not on the phone... Still?
Mouse Fitzgerald: No.
Shark: Is that a yes?
Mouse Fitzgerald: It is? Then, yes.
Shark: If I were you, I would not check my icebox. Wouldn't check yours either. What's in there in the icebox? Get on your little, tiny mousy tiptoes. Tell me what's in the icebox. Hello? Mouse?
Rhoda: You know where it is. And I'm not saying this is what I think, know, or, have heard to be true. Seriously, but Liquor said that Mouse is up to his cans.
Eye: WEYE--eird.
Rhoda: Yeah, not only that, the New Guy, I heard he got out, right? Like someone got him out. And he got a thing for squirrels. I'm not talking as though he's cheesy green up on 'em. I'm saying more like equadorian sleep, if you get the picture.
Eye: Pic-ture.
Rhoda: Oh, and another thing, Rooster--You know Rooster? Up on the farm guy? Alright, well, Liquor also says that a letter accidentally got delivered to him, but before he could open it, boom! Just like that, Clock shows up. Next thing he's remembers, it's day 97.
Mouse Fitzgerald: What's up, G.A.'s?
Rhoda: Nothing.
Eye: I saw you crash.
Mouse Fitzgerald: I'm sure that you did, 'cause. You seem to see everything.
Eye: Affirmative.
Mouse Fitzgerald: I see you see you mean we. Come with me and fly away. But first...
Shark: Set up the cameras. No, the 50 millimeter. Yes, the only ones we have, the hidden ones. Duh! I'm still looking at you not setting up the cameras. I'm, you know, just planning my day. How long do you think I'll be watching you not do what I told you to do?
Eye: You kill trees?
Mouse Fitzgerald: Shut up.
Eye: Trees make oxygen.
Mouse Fitzgerald: Up yours.
Eye: I breathe it, you breathe it.
Mouse Fitzgerald: I shut up, you shut up. See it?
Eye: I see...not.
Mouse Fitzgerald: It was right f-ing here. Where the F it is? It was a-- It was an f-ing arrow, And it was right the F here.
Eye: Uh-huh. I hungry.
Mouse Fitzgerald: Good. That means you're leaving.
Eye: That will happen. Now.
Shark: Now, little guy's cameraphobic. Should have known.
Mouse Fitzgerald: What are these; These formulas and papers? Papers are driving me crazy. Crazy into the night. Skillet, you're back. Where are you been? Well, tell me about the nightmare. Holy shee!
Rhoda: Go damn! Shark!
Shark: What's new, Rhoda?
Rhoda: Um, nothing, um, sir.
Shark: Drink. You know, uh, I'm a Shark.
Rhoda: Yeah, thank you.
Shark: I attack when I'm hungry. It's instinctual, you know?
Rhoda: Mm-hmm, thank you.
Shark: It's like one minute I'm just hanging out watching lemmings go by, lemmings who might need money--probably not, but you never know. Part of me just says hey, whatever. And then something goes off in my brain and sends my impulse to my jaw and bam! 1,000 pounds of pressure lock in like a press, you know what I mean?
Rhoda: I know what you mean, and thank you.
Shark: I mean, a head your size would burst like an affected kidney. And all I'd remember was how warm the juices were that lapped the back of my uvala on their trip to stomachland.
Rhoda: Yes, sir.
Shark: But we're friends, right? We know each other. We know what we do and who we talk to and what we say to them.
Rhoda: We do.
Shark: I knew we did.
Golden Joe: Cheetah, mama. Slap me a sis.
Shark: Now let's talk about the letter that Liuqor got.
Mouse Fitzgerald: That's sound like he was a good dancer, but yet... These papers are suddenly useless, and now I must burn them...for a reason I don't know. I'm getting an idea from your yelling mouth, your so yelling mouth. We're gonna be rock stars. But first, we must burgle. Oh, there's my pretty amp.
Peanut Cop: What song was that? Because it totally rocks! Rock and roll!
Mouse Fitzgerald: It's called F Off. To you. So, take a hint.
Peanut Cop: No way! This is...A Great song. But I'm here because I'm... Did somebody break in here?
Mouse Fitzgerald: Well, it wasn't us.
Producer Man: Hey! Fellas! Stop! Stop it! Why, that there is a mean beat, I'm telling ya.
Mouse Fitzgerald: It is?
Producer Man: Yeah, it is. It would sound great on my record label. In fact, it should already be on it. Where are we out on that?
Mouse Fitzgerald: You have a record label? For records?
Producer Man: Yeah, I do. Up top. Come on, let's tour.
Peanut Cop: Oh, hold it, dude.
Producer Man: Hold it yourself, pops. Maha! Zinger!
Peanut Cop: Are you the one who broke in here now?
Producer Man: Kid, I never have to break in when I am in the ma-nihm. You know what I'm saying?
Peanut Cop: Um, no.
Producer Man: My head!
Peanut Cop: Whoa! Is that ice cream! Awesome.
Liquor: Your dad, and I have spent over 10 years and $94,000 putting together my mosquito costume, and now I 'am pleased to announce that I have become a mosquito. The costume is quite realistic, and I have even attached bladders to the nose thing so that I can suck up liquids when I puncture them...with my nose thing. I could be buzzing all around you on a hot summer day and you wouldn't even recognize me as your son-child, you would just think, Get away, mosquito. From my point of view, you would be 3,000 dads because of the way I've designed the eyeballs. I might be saying, Dad it's me, Dad it's me, but you wouldn't be able to understand my language because of its buzzing. I 'am also into plastics now. I am making plastic tubes that you can suck liquids through, kind of like my mosquito nose, but used for different reasons. Hope you're doing well at camp. See you soon. Mos--Mosq--Mosquito, Mosquitor? Mosqui, Mosquithing... I don't know who that is.
Shark: What's this?
Mouse Fitzgerald: My new record. It's called, um...F-Off.
Shark: Is it good?
Mouse Fitzgerald: Mm-hmm.
Shark: So you're been making records?
Mouse Fitzgerald: No.
Shark: 'Cause, uh, I've always kind of wanted to be in a band.
Mouse Fitzgerald: No way. What do you play?
Shark: I play, uh, with minds. Shh! Go home and think about that. And don't look under your bed.
Mouse Fitzgerald: Hello?
Shark: Did you find my record? You found it, didn't you? Now, spin it.

External Links[]

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Spider
Season 1, Episode 4

Air date	November 6, 2005
Written by	Matt Maiellaro
Directed by	Matt Maiellaro
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