12 oz mouse Wiki
Corndog Chronicles
Season 2, Episode 9
Screenshot 2019-02-05 at 9.33.53 PM.png
Air date November 19, 2006
Written by Matt Maiellaro
Directed by Matt Maiellaro
Episode guide
Meaty Dreamy

Corndog Chronicles is the sixteenth episode of 12 Oz. Mouse. It aired on November 19th, 2006.


The episode begins as Fitz has dreams about talking to Shark in his office. He tells Shark he's been having "crazy dreams." He says there about "the end...with fragments of the beginning." Shark asks him if the dreams are episodic or segmented. Fitz questions why he would think this, since they aren't his dreams. Shark tells Fitz that they're "running out of time" and offers him a bottle of "Aspirind" pills with skeletal faces on them. Eventually, Fitz wakes up, but Liquor promptly knocks him unconscious again. Fitz continues to dream, as he talks to Roostre at his corndog farm. The two of them discuss Q109, "xenomorphinetation", a report chart, robots they built, and synthetic carbon polymers that "got them through." Fitz awakens and it appears he had been talking in his sleep, due to Liquor saying "What do you mean, gonna get out?" Fitz continues to weirdly speak, as he says "The robots", which Liquor is confused by. Fitz then starts to climb his wrack of clothes, dropping the weapons galore as he climbs. He finds a gold locket which resembles the Animal Chain that Pronto stole from Shark. Meanwhile, Pronto goes to a graveyard, which appears to be Amalockh's home. He summons the monster by giving him the Animal Chain. Amalockh grows to an enormous size and begins to destroy the city. Fitz and the gang begin to hear the thudding and roaring of the now giant Amalockh. Liquor tells Fitz the beast's name and that he's here to kill them all. Fitz responds with, "Well, then let's kill him back."



  • This episode is rated TV-14-LV.
  • The Producer Man doesn't appear in this episode, despite being trapped in the elevator in the last episode "Meaty Dreamy."
  • The dream seen in the beginning of the episode is a reference to earlier episodes in the series, from Season 1, where Fitz is talking to Shark in the Office.
    • The Clock can be heard ticking backwards in Fitz's dream.
  • The Mountains from the episode "Signals" makes a brief appearance as a transition.
  • In one scene, Skeleton faces appear on the Asprind, from the Asprind bottle that Shark tries to give to Mouse.
  • The campfire seen in Fitz's corndog dream is similar to the episode "Rooster."
    • Roostre's shack is absent in Fitz's corndog dream.
  • The Shadowy Figure and The Rectangular Businessman make small brief cameos in this episode as they're shown in a brief dream sequence, which suggests that the Shadowy Figure has a strange connection with the Rectangular Businessman, and seems to show the Rectangular Businessman transforming into a circle.
    • The red skulls that appear next to The Shadowy Figure are from the episode "Bowtime."
  • When Amalockh is wrecking havoc in the city, tornado sirens, and people screaming can be heard.
  • In the end credits, a black screen is shown where Fitz is upside down, and the sentence "dne reven lliw esuom", is in reverse, that sentence really says "Mouse will never end" in capital letters, and there is a collection of beer floating, as Fitz says "It's a good thing I brought all this beer."



  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "I have these..."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "Crazy dreams."
  • Shark: "What are the dreams about?".
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "They're about...the end..."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "With fragments of the beginning...and there's meat."
  • Shark: "Am I in them?".
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "They're crazy."
  • Shark: "Hmm, are they episodic, or is it just one long--."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "What's that supposed to mean, "episodic?".
  • Shark: "Uh, are they segmented or--."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "Why the hell would you think they're segmented?".
  • Shark: "I'm not saying they are."
  • Shark: "They're your dreams."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "Yes. They are my dreams."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "They're mine..."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "For my head."
  • Shark: "Well, then only you would know how to describe them."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "Well, that's what I'm trying to do, but it seems like you keep trying to do it for me."
  • Shark: "Do what?".
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "Describe the dreams."
  • Shark: "Well...then describe them."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "Describe what?".
  • Shark: "The dreams."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "What dreams?".
  • Shark: "The ones you're having or you're not having or you're not having them now...suddenly."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "You trying to make me have them...for me?".
  • Shark: "I'm just here to help you."
  • Shark: "If you don't want my help, I'll seek other advice."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "I think you should know when to stop helping me."
  • Shark: "I'm never finished helping everybody."
  • Shark: "I can't be finished."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "Look at this, beer."
  • Shark: "We're running out of time."
  • Shark: "You want some aspirin?".
  • Shark: "You want some aspirin?".
  • Voice: "Aspirin..."
  • Voice: "Aspirin..."
  • Voice: "Aspirin..."
  • Voice: "Aspirin..."
  • Voice: "Aspirin..."
  • Voice: "Aspirin..."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "Why?, do I need to have some aspirin?".
  • Shark: "It's good aspirin."
  • Shark: "It comes from aspirinland."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "Where's that."
  • Shark: "It's--it's over the hill."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "Which one?, which hill?".
  • Shark: "That--that big one."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald (voice): "Look at the sun, you cannot fix it."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "The hand me that aspirin."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "Hand me the aspirin some more."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "Hand me that aspirin to me some more."
  • Skeleton Face: "It's getting closer."
  • Skeleton Faces: "What do you want to do?". (repeat)
  • Skeleton Faces: "What do you want to do?". (repeat)
  • Skeleton Faces: "What do you want to do?". (repeat)
  • Shark: "What did you say?".
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "What?, what'd I say?".
  • Shark: "You said", "Kill them all."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "I did?".
  • Shark: "Yeah, with your own little mouth."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "No way."
  • Shark: "You did."
  • Shark: "You said", "Kill them all."
  • Shark: "And something about Roostre..."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "Wow."
  • Shark: "With your own mouth."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "How do I know that you know my mouth is my own?".
  • Shark: "Hey, um, take some aspirin."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "If I take it..."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "Then I took it."
  • Shark: "Yeah, you make a good point."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "How many did I have?".
  • Shark: "How many do you want?".
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "Some, enough."
  • Shark: "Enough for what?".
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "Enough to get home."
  • Shark: "Home for what?".
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "Dinner."
  • Shark: "Um, maybe this could be your dinner."
  • Liquor: "Hah! I said", "What are we gonna do?".
  • Liquor: "They're coming."
  • Liquor: "You, chill out, I'm not gonna hurt him."
  • Liquor: "I'm saving him, hah!"
  • Roostre: "Mouse."
  • Roostre: "Mouse."
  • Roostre: "Mouse."
  • Roostre: "Over here."
  • Roostre: "Walk with me."
  • Roostre: "Yeah, man, you're right, you're right, it is crazy man."
  • Roostre: "I got this one hand, and all that, and I grow these corn dogs, and all that, but listen."
  • Roostre: "You know that Q109 stuff?, that stuff is real."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "But Q109 isn't a station."
  • Roostre: "Oh, you don't say, huh?".
  • Roostre: "Then what do you think it is?".
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "Look, beer."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "I know 1Q."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "That's line code for Xenomorphentation."
  • Roostre: "You're getting it, very smart."
  • Roostre: "Arachnid xenomorphentation."
  • Roostre: "And that's where the dog went."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "He was headed to the report chart but right before--."
  • Roostre: "Before what, man?".
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "Before I...do this."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "Watch."
  • Roostre: "And who added it to the report chart?".
  • Roostre: "You told me it was coming, bro."
  • Roostre: "You told me to build the robots, and you told me how to do it."
  • Roostre: "Synthetic carbopolymers got them through, man."
  • Roostre: "They got them through, Mouse."
  • Roostre: "They got through, and we're gonna get out."
  • Liquor: "What do you mean", "gonna get out?".
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "The robots."
  • Liquor: "The whatbots?".
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "You know what I'm talking about."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "We made them."
  • Liquor: "Why would we make robots?".
  • Liquor: "Why are you climbing the clothes closet?".
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "Now I'm a clothes climber."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "If I didn't have this many clothes, I wouldn't be able to climb up to this."
  • Liquor: "What is that there behind that thing there?".
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "Some kind of lock."
  • Liquor: "A what?".
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "It's a lock."
  • Liquor: "Is it?".
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "A lock."
  • Liquor: "Is it?".
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "A lock."
  • Liquor: "Is it?".
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "Lock."
  • Liquor: "It?".
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "Lock."
  • Liquor: "It?".
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "Lock."
  • Liquor: "It?".
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "Lock."
  • Liquor: "It?".
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "Lock."
  • Liquor: "It?".
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "The hell was that?".
  • Liquor: "Uh, that?".
  • Liquor: "That was Amalockh."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "Ama what?".
  • Liquor: "Amalach."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "What's he do?".
  • Liquor: "He k--, he kills us."
  • Liquor: "He kills us all."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "Well--."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "Then let's kill him back."
  • Mouse Fitzgerald: "It's a good thing I brought all this beer."