Surgery Circus

Surgery Circus is the ninth episode of 12 Oz. Mouse. It aired on October 1, 2006.

Plot:
Mouse, Skillet, New Guy and the unconscious Eye are traveling through the desert, using the rocket-powered skateboard, until they eventually stop, due to the device running out of gas. New Guy carries the Eye, with Mouse and Skillet on top of him. Fitz looks up on the night sky and drunkenly sings about how beautiful it is. Next, Mouse and Skillet see a circle of stars in the sky. The screen cuts to Liquor's basement, showing Roostre still being stuck in a giant web made by the Spider. Rectangle Businessman visits Liquor to buy a drink named "Rusianik Chyd". After he grabs the drink, Liquor makes fun of the square being, calling him a "Stupid bob quart" and a "Purple wafer" After he flings more insults, Liquor only gets screamed at by the Man-Woman, using her siren sound. Although Liquor taps a button, which freezes both the Man-Woman and the businessman. He begins to record himself with a small camera, which he pulled out from behind his desk. Eventually, Peanut Cop enters the shop, acting stoned as usual. Then, Liquor fakes his death by getting Peanut Cop to shoot him. The event is shown on the monitor in front of Shark and Rectangle Businessman. The screen cuts back to Liquor's shop, where his small camera is aimed at a television screen, which displays Liquor's dead body leaking blood. After he fakes his death, Liquor presses a button, which makes the illusions of the Rectangle Businessman and Man-Woman inside his shop, disappear. Golden Joe appears with the Eye's severed leg in his hand. Roostre talks to the Spider about his close friend, CJ Muff, while he's still stuck in the gigantic web. After Fitz and the rest arrive at the shop, Liquor opens a hidden door behind his shelf, which reveals a second Eye, identical to the first. As this is happening, Shark and the Rectangular Businessman cruise around town in a customized car. They run over a Human Citizen and they blow up a building labeled "Cookies", which the Man-Woman enters. After this, Liquor and Fitz perform surgery on the Eye, as the Spider tangles up Roostre in a cocoon on his web. As all this commotion is going on, The Hand breaks down the door to Liquor's store and attacks Peanut Cop and Golden Joe.

Characters/Cast:

 * Mouse Fitzgerald (Matt Maiellaro)
 * Skillet
 * New Guy
 * The Eye (Nick Ingkatanuwat)
 * Roostre (Scott Luallen)
 * Spider, Liquor (Matt Harrigan)
 * Rectangular Businessman (Kurt Soccolich)
 * Man-Woman (Bonnie Rosmairn) (No Lines)
 * Peanut Cop (Nick Weidenfeld)
 * Shark (Adam Reed)
 * Golden Joe (Vishal Roney)
 * CJ Muff (mentioned)
 * Second Eye
 * Human Citizen
 * The Hand

Trivia:

 * This episode is rated TV-14-LV.
 * The eerie music from "Adventure Mouse" can be heard again, and the Eye references how the Hand cut off his leg from that episode.
 * Golden Joe makes a reference to Fred Sanford, by mentioning his name, he was a fictional character portrayed by actor/comedian Redd Foxx on the 1972-1977 NBC sitcom Sanford and Son, and then Sanford from 1980-1981.
 * When Skillet, and the New Guy are left outside of the Liquor's Store, New Guy plays Princess Cruiser, and both dance to it.
 * Golden Joe mentions to Fitz "Yo, Mouse, remember that drink you done owe me?", a reference to the episode "Signals," where Joe owed him a drink of beer from the Liquor Store, which he drank.
 * This is the very first episode of the series to show Shark driving his red car, and the song "Sharkian Nights" by Schooly D playing in the background.
 * Liquor reveals to Fitz that he has a hospital, which appears in the next episode, although it is somewhat seen, albeit blurry, when Fitz, and Liquor do the Eye's leg surgery.
 * Liquor's Store, and Shark's Car are shown to be one whole building in one scene, when Shark drives his car around town, and pass both buildings.
 * The Man/Woman dies by heading into a building saying "Cookies." After this episode, The Man/Woman is absent for the rest of the second season of the show, although she did reappear once again in "Meaty Dreamy", although only in a flashback revealing how she can transform into a man and woman.
 * A rough sketch of the interior of Shark's car, can be briefly seen as a single frame in this episode.
 * The door that the Hand knocked on, and broke isn't seen again afterwards, instead of the Liquor Store's two door entrance.
 * After the end credits of this episode are shown, a backwards text appears on screen, which says, "Rules Are The Rules", with Eye behind him who can't see Fitz and Liquor well.

Quotes

 * Mouse Fitzgerald: "We stopped."
 * Mouse Fitzgerald: "Oh, we're out of gas."
 * Mouse Fitzgerald: "Yeah, good idea."
 * Mouse Fitzgerald: "What's up with this night?".
 * Mouse Fitzgerald: "Why is it so...night?".
 * Mouse Fitzgerald: "Ahem, what are you so excited about."
 * Mouse Fitzgerald: "The what?, the where, oh...star circle, circle of stars, circle of the...roundness?".
 * Mouse Fitzgerald: "Uh...damn, my head, I need some aspirin."
 * Roostre: "Man, this web sucks my ass, do you hear me?".
 * Roostre: "Hey, hey, you!, whatever."
 * Roostre: "Hey, you know me, don't you?".
 * Roostre: "I know you do."
 * Liquor: "Oh, good, square's here."
 * Liquor: "Hi, square."
 * Rectangular Businessman: "Lick it, oval."
 * Liquor: "What's your square pleasure?".
 * Rectangular Businessman: "You probably don't have it, but it's Rusianik Chyd."
 * Rectangular Businessman: "It's an old drink of kings of old, kings of old richness old."
 * Liquor: "I got it, but can you afford it, you stupid Bob Quart?".
 * Rectangular Businessman: "I'm sorry, did you just try to call me a Bob Quart?".
 * Liquor: "You?, Did I?, I did."
 * Liquor: "I think you look like a purple wafer."
 * Rectangular Businessman: "Oh, really."
 * Liquor: "What I'm actually thinking, and please take this the wrong way as far up your hole as you can, is that your gunko schlinger is the size of a fort meizer's reticulus."
 * Liquor: "Ooh, ka-blam-0!"
 * Liquor: "Wrong attitude, partner."
 * Liquor: "It doesn't work too well when it's not real."
 * Liquor: "You shut up, too!"
 * Peanut Cop: "What's up, dudacon?, ha ha!, ha, ha!"
 * Peanut Cop: "Ok, what's up?, I gotta leave, let's leave."
 * Peanut Cop: "We'll start this over, ok?, hold on."
 * Peanut Cop: "Yo, dadacon!"
 * Peanut Cop: "Was it better that time?, hmm?".
 * Peanut Cop: "Did you believe me?".
 * Shark: "And...he's down."
 * Rectangular Businessman: "He's...a rather good shot, don't you think?".
 * Shark: "Yes, he is..."
 * Rectangular Businessman: "He was the highest marksman in the class."
 * Shark: "Well, I'll be."
 * Rectangular Businessman: "I bet you he could probably hit a mite from 1,000 yards out in high winds."
 * Shark: "If, uh...the wind is high than it wouldn't disrupt his shot, would it?".
 * Shark: "So what's the point of adding that kind of wind...to it?".
 * Rectangular Businessman: "I was referring to a poor wind that would be low but high in speed, and rich money...richness, the kind of money speed that would richly affect a bullet's wealthy trajectory."
 * Shark: "Oh."
 * Liquor: "Got some, uh, meat stuff here."
 * Peanut Cop: "Ha ha!, I know, it's totally stolen."
 * Peanut Cop: "Ha ha!"
 * Liquor: "Yeah, but--."
 * Peanut Cop: "I stole it."
 * Peanut Cop: "Ha ha!"
 * Liquor: "Are they on the way--, on the way?".
 * Peanut Cop: "Ha ha!, on it, the way."
 * Peanut Cop: "Ahh...ha!, ha!"
 * Liquor: "Uh..."
 * Peanut Cop: "Ahh...ha!, ha!, whoa."
 * Liquor: "Did you bring the leg?".
 * Peanut Cop: "Do--am-I--was I supposed to?, ha, ha!"
 * Golden Joe: "I'll be your Kruger, and you can be my Nancy girl."
 * Peanut Cop: "Oh, he got it."
 * Golden Joe: "Oh, I'll be your Fred Sanford."
 * Roostre: "This is like Muff, dude, you better ditch that muzzle loader, and get a damn A.R. for that thing come scratch of the woods."
 * Roostre: "Yeah, but he wouldn't listen, son of a bitch ran off with Muff in his damn mouth."
 * Roostre: "Found him three days later down by the river."
 * Roostre: "He seemed ok at first, but he wasn't ok, if you know what I mean."
 * Roostre: "Man, Spider, then he went crazy, running all around, screaming how he was gonna quit Q109, and all this stuff, how they were out of get them."
 * Roostre: "Like, they were gonna come, and get him in the night or something weird like that."
 * Mouse Fitzgerald: "Ok, we're here."
 * Eye: "My leg hurts."
 * Mouse Fitzgerald: "I know, we're gonna get you a new one."
 * Mouse Fitzgerald: "This must be the leg shop."
 * Eye: "Why would a hand cut off my leg?".
 * Mouse Fitzgerald: "Maybe so we would come here?, so here we are...here."
 * Liquor: "Ah, Fitz."
 * Liquor: "I see you brought the Eye."
 * Mouse Fitzgerald: "I see that you did see I brought the Eye."
 * Golden Joe: "Yo, Mouse, remember that drink you done owe me?".
 * Peanut Cop: "I'm so into doing whatever you're doing."
 * Golden Joe: "Yeah, we both into drinking, man."
 * Golden Joe: "We drinkers."
 * Peanut Cop: "What are we drinking?".
 * Golden Joe: "Man, pour out a little liquor."
 * Peanut Cop: "Ok, everybody...gimme the drinks, ha, ha!"
 * Liquor: "Come with me."
 * Mouse Fitzgerald: "To where?".
 * Liquor: "To my hospital."
 * Liquor: "But first, you gotta look at this."
 * Peanut Cop: "What is it?".
 * Liquor: "Twin Eyeballs."
 * Liquor: "They match."
 * Peanut Cop: "I'm starving."
 * Shark: "How do you like my car?".
 * Rectangular Businessman: "It's...ok..., if you're poor."
 * Shark: "30,000 horsepower, 30k HP."
 * Shark: "30,000--."
 * Rectangular Businessman: "I heard you the first time."
 * Shark: "You will hear me every time."
 * Rectangular Businessman: "Look, just because Liquor's dead doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with the freedoms."
 * Shark: "Yes, it does."
 * Shark: "I'm black now."
 * Rectangular Businessman: "This is just like the poor."
 * Shark: "Uh, yeah, why don't you, um, just sink back into that leather, and hush."
 * Shark: "I would turn the stereo on but it would kill you."
 * Shark: "Oh...I'd love me some cookies."
 * Shark: "MMM...just a small taste of mighty blackness."
 * Mouse Fitzgerald: "He's coming to."
 * Liquor: "Hand me those things."
 * Mouse Fitzgerald: "What should we do now?".
 * Liquor: "Hand me those things."
 * Mouse Fitzgerald: "These things."
 * Liquor: "No, no, no."
 * Mouse Fitzgerald: "What things?".
 * Mouse Fitzgerald: "These things."
 * Liquor: "Give me that cold thing, give me the thing that makes everything cold."
 * Mouse Fitzgerald: "I don't know what any of these things are."
 * Mouse Fitzgerald: "They your things."
 * Liquor: "Give me those things."
 * Mouse Fitzgerald: "Oh, these things."
 * Mouse Fitzgerald: "Where does--is that your blood?".
 * Roostre: "Come on, man, what is this crap?".
 * Roostre: "Thought we were getting to know each other."
 * Golden Joe: "Ouch!"
 * Peanut Cop: "Ha, ha!"
 * Golden Joe: "I done torn up in this...hey no!"
 * Golden Joe: "I done torn up--."
 * Peanut Cop: "Ha, ha!"
 * Peanut Cop: "Dude."
 * Golden Joe: "Who--who's that?".
 * Golden Joe: "Eye?".
 * Peanut Cop: "Ok, you get it."
 * Golden Joe: "I ain't gonna get it, you go get it, man."
 * Golden Joe: "You better go get it before I crack."
 * Peanut Cop: "Hold it, let's start over."
 * Peanut Cop: "Ahem, you get it."
 * Golden Joe: "Man, you go get it."
 * Golden Joe: "Don't make me put my finger on the trigger, man."
 * Peanut Cop: "No, I'll get it, I'll get it,  I'll get it, ok?".
 * Peanut Cop: "You got it?".
 * Golden Joe: "Man--."

Links

 * http://www.adultswim.com/videos/12-oz-mouse/surgery-circus